Rockwell Beard bib
If you are tired of getting harassed by your partner because your trimmings are all over the place? This beard bib attaches to your mirror or similar flat surface and ties around your neck, it then handily collects all your man-weed as you scissor-hands away. When done simply slide the redundant growth into the bin, happy wife = happy life and all that. Not as heavy as your poncho or Bbvvy you had in the army, so take it with on your travels, it is small and light enoug.